Funny times in GTA4

So, I'm pretty far into the GTA storyline now, I think. I hope. The only problem is, there's almost nothing I can tell you without spoiling it for you, so I'll just tell you something funny I saw on one of the really small quests.

I've met a few people on the streets, however there is one in particular who met an unfortunate fate. I did some work for him, as Niko Bellic is wont to do. As a change of pace, it wasn't wetwork, but more like stalking. This guy, though, was neurotic, stressing himself out so much that it flared up his angina.

The final time I met him, he wanted me to do some more work. Niko flat-out refused. The guy decided he didn't want to be around, so he walked off, into the street. Cut-scene ends, scripted sequence begins. One I could have easily missed if I hadn't cared... but the guy got run over. A sports car came along and ran him over.

Not funny, I know, but it's what happened after. The driver gets out, inspects the body, and calls the police. He honestly tells the police that he ran someone over and that he "looks dead."

The cops ask him to hold. (Note to self: Don't move to Liberty City) So he says "Sure, I can hold," gets in the car, and drives off! Not the funniest thing that has happened, but all the others are too spoiley.